I'm proud of my immaculate mud-rose manicure (why my hands are in awkward positions).
When I was a teen, when we were forced to go swimming I used to feel like a minger, grosser than all the others. The pool would splash away all your make up until you looked like a sad spotty junkie.
Nowadays, this is not the case! When I go swimming now, I feel like a total babe! After the swim your skin is all nice and tight from the chlorine, and you exuberate complete freshness! Today when I came out of the swim hall, guys were eyeing me, even the hot tall black guy in white Super Dry clothing that everyone wants to get with.
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